Tear down those curtains and make me a guitar! Browsing Etsy again I found this one-off electric guitar said to have a strat look and telecaster sound. The unique selling point is the drapery finish: covered in curtains its the 21st century Floral Jem. From the picture it doesn't look like the fabric is sealed: I hope its not dry-clean-only!
OK I sort of like the shape, but the price tag is $5000. I would want to play a guitar first before spending that sort of money. Specs are 2 piece poplar body, with maple neck. Chrome hardtail bridge with Kinman single coil pickups. I wonder if